Rule One: No annoying and/or bugging me (Sarah) and Lana (moochoochi/moochi/Lanaoochi)
Rule Two: Sarah is never wrong.
Rule Three: If Sarah is ever wrong, refer to Rule Two.
Rule Four: Lana rocks. If otherwise, please consult a psychiatrist, because it can't be otherwise.
Rule Five: You destroy the earth by being on this chat and not talking, so just keep that in mind.
Rule Six: NO ORANGE JUICE OR FANTA OR MOUNTAIN DEW HATERS PLEASE.
Rule Seven: Sarah is in love with a last name, so don't give her the looks that say "You're nuts..." She already knows it.
Rule Eight: Sarah already knows that it's weird of her to talk about herself in the third person, so no need to give her the looks for that either.
Rule Nine: Blonde robots break down a lot, for your kind information.
Rule Ten: As a rule, Sarah likes Avril Lavigne =D
Rule Eleven: This rule is here just cause Sarah wanted to have more than fifteen rules. Fifteen is an awesome song.
Rule Twelve: TMBG seriously rule. If you don't like them or their music you're not welcome here.
Rule Thirteen: Yukabacera is awesome and you shall give all your hot drink cans to him.
Rule Fourteen: WINNERS DON'T USE DRUGS. - This message brought to you by the Director of the FBI.
Rule Fifteen: Elves suck and dwarfs rule. If you support elves or hate dwarfs, go away, Sarah won't talk to you.
Rule Sixteen: Boys are evil. Throw stuff at them.